Ephemera, Inc.: Archive

Dec 31st

Dec 21st

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You have to watch this SNL skit if only to see Will Forte do the robot while Jason Sudekis breaks, pops, and locks in the background.

Dec 21st

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SNL’s Weekend Update’s interview with “Snookie” from Jersey Shore. Just call her Garfield, because she’s bright orange and loves lasagna.

Dec 21st

Dec 16th

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Dec 16th

Dec 14th

Outkast | Rosa Parks This was my jam back in the...

Dec 14th

Dec 11th

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AT&T to Urge Wireless Customers To Use Less Data →

bullshit: Ben To Urge AT&T To Go Fuck Themselves And Use The $100 I Give Them Every Month (For The Right To Use An Unlimited Amount Of Data) And Their Massive Annual Profits To Upgrade Their Shit, In Order To Keep Any Customers They Are Lucky To Still Have I concur. Verily.

Dec 10th

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TIME's 50 Best Websites of 2009 →

Like all lists, the selections are debatable but interesting.

Dec 8th

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Dude, I want to attend this music festival. Just look at the lineup of special guests: Mark Fuhrman The Mac guy, Justin Long The Snapple Lady Turtle from “Entourage” Ms. Screw Magazine 1997 NBA all-star Dirk Nowitzki, who’ll shoot a BB gun at you in an open field Better get my tickets soon; it’s gonna be crazy as hell! (Incidentally, I want my DJ name to be DJ...

Dec 6th

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“When you’ve got a surprise between your thighs….VAGISIL!” Also: “Speaking of sealed lips…”

Dec 6th